Nancy Pelosi is a saint? What?

Nancy Pelosi is now a Saint....CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, DC, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's
aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.  He told the Cardinal
that
Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the
Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few
words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are
issues
of conflict with  the  Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's
aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of
$100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi
as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money,
so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."  As Pelosi's aide
promised,
House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself
prominently at the edge of the main aisle.  And, during the sermon, as
promised,
the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation --"While Speaker
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite
person.  Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she
tends to flip-flop on many other views.  Nancy Pelosi is a petty,
self-absorbed
hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.   Nancy Pelosi is also a serial
liar,
a cheat, and a thief.  Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I
have
ever personally witnessed.  She married for money and is using it to lie to
the American people.  She also has a reputation for shirking her
Representative
obligations both in Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be
trusted."

The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with,  "But, when compared to
Senators
Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."